Angling Sketches

Angling Sketches

ANGLING SKETCHES ANDREW LANG Contents: Preface Note to New Edition The Confessions of a Duffer A Border Boyhood Loch Awe Loch-Fishing Loch Leven The Bloody Doctor The Lady or the Salmon? A Tweedside Sketch The Double Alibi The Complete Bungler PREFACE Several of the sketches in this volume have appeared in periodicals. "The Bloody Doctor" was in Macmillan's Magazine "The Confessions of a Duffer" "Loch Awe" and "The Lady or the Salmon?" were in the Fishing Gazette but have been to some extent re- written. "The Double Alibi" was in Longman's Magazine. The author has to thank the Editors and Publishers for permission to reprint these papers. The gem engraved on the cover is enlarged from a small intaglio in the collection of Mr. M. H. N. STORY-MASKELYNE M.P. Such gems were recommended by Clemens of Alexandria to the early Christians. "The figure of a man fishing will put them in mind of the Apostle." Perhaps the Greek is using the red hackle described by AElian in the only known Greek reference to fly-fishing. NOTE TO NEW EDITION The historical version of the Black Officer's career very unlike the legend in "Loch Awe" may be read in Mr. Macpherson's Social Life in the Highlands. THE CONFESSIONS OF A DUFFER These papers do not boast of great sport. They are truthful not like the tales some fishers tell. They should appeal to many sympathies. There is no false modesty in the confidence with which I esteem myself a duffer at fishing. Some men are born duffers; others unlike persons of genius become so by an infinite capacity for not taking pains. Others again among whom I would rank myself combine both these elements of incompetence. Nature that made me enthusiastically fond of fishing gave me thumbs for fingers short-sighted eyes indolence carelessness and a temper which (usually sweet and angelic) is goaded to madness by the laws of matter and of gravitation. For example: when another man is caught up in a branch he disengages his fly; I jerk at it till something breaks. As for carelessness in boyhood I fished by preference with doubtful gut and knots ill-tied; it made the risk greater and increased the excitement if one did hook a trout. I can't keep a fly-book. I stuff the flies into my pockets at random or stick them into the leaves of a novel or bestow them in the lining of my hat or the case of my rods. Never till 1890 in all my days did I possess a landing-net. If I can drag a fish up a bank or over the gravel well; if not he goes on his way rejoicing. On the Test I thought it seemly to carry a landing-net. It had a hinge and doubled up. I put the handle through a buttonhole of my coat: I saw a big fish rising I put a dry fly over him; the idiot took it. Up stream he ran then down stream then he yielded to the rod and came near me. I tried to unship my landing-net from my button-hole. Vain labour! I twisted and turned the handle it would not budge. Finally I stooped and attempted to ladle the trout out with the short net; but he broke the gut and went off. A landing-net is a tedious thing to carry so is a creel and a creel is to me a superfluity. There is never anything to put in it. If I do catch a trout I lay him under a big stone cover him with leaves and never find him again. I often break my top joint; so as I never carry string I splice it with a bit of the line which I bite off for I really cannot be troubled with scissors and I always lose my knife. When a phantom minnow sticks in my clothes I snap the gut off and put on another so that when I reach home I look as if a shoal of fierce minnows had attacked me and hung on like leeches. When a boy I was--once or twice--a bait-fisher but I never carried worms in box or bag. I found them under big stones or in the fields wherever I had the luck. I never tie nor otherwise fasten the joints of my rod; they often slip out of the sockets and splash into the water. Mr. Hardy however has invented a joint-fastening which never slips. On the other hand by letting the joint rust you may find it difficult to take down your rod. When I see a trout rising I always cast so as to get hung up and I frighten him as I disengage my hook. I invariably fall in and get half-drowned when I wade there being an insufficiency of nails in the soles of my brogues. My waders let in water too and when I go out to fish I usually leave either my reel or my flies or my rod at home. Perhaps no other man's average of lost flies in proportion to taken trout was ever so great as mine. I lose plenty by striking furiously after a series of short rises and breaking the gut with which the fish swims away. As to dressing a fly one would sooner think of dressing a dinner. The result of the fly-dressing would resemble a small blacking-brush perhaps but nothing entomological. Then why a persevering reader may ask do I fish? Well it is stronger than myself the love of fishing; perhaps it is an inherited instinct without the inherited power. I may have had a fishing ancestor who bequeathed to me the passion without the art. My vocation is fixed and I have fished to little purpose all my days. Not for salmon an almost fabulous and yet a stupid fish which must be moved with a rod like a weaver's beam. The trout is more delicate and dainty--not the sea-trout which any man woman or child can capture but the yellow trout in clear water. A few rises are almost all I ask for: to catch more than half a dozen fish does not fall to my lot twice a year. Of course in a Sutherland loch one man is as good as another the expert no better than the duffer. The fish will take or they won't. If they won't nobody can catch them; if they will nobody can miss them. It is as simple as trolling a minnow from a boat in Loch Leven probably the lowest possible form of angling. My ambition is as great as my skill is feeble; to capture big trout with the dry fly in the Test that would content me and nothing under that. But I can't see the natural fly on the water; I cannot see my own fly Let it sink or let it swim. I often don't see the trout rise to me if he is such a fool as to rise; and I can't strike in time when I do see him. Besides I am unteachable to tie any of the orthodox knots in the gut; it takes me half an hour to get the gut through one of these newfangled iron eyes and when it is through I knot it any way. The "jam" knot is a name to me and no more. That perhaps is why the hooks crack off so merrily. Then if I do spot a rising trout and if he does not spot me as I crawl like the serpent towards him my fly always fixes in a nettle a haycock a rose-bush or whatnot behind me. I undo it or break it and put up another make a cast and "plop" all the line falls in with a splash that would frighten a crocodile. The fish's big black fin goes cutting the stream above and there is a sauve qui peut of trout in all directions. I once did manage to make a cast correctly: the fly went over the fish's nose; he rose; I hooked him and he was a great silly brute of a grayling. The grayling is the deadest-hearted and the foolishest-headed fish that swims. I would as lief catch a perch or an eel as a grayling. This is the worst of it--this ambition of the duffer's this desire for perfection as if the golfing imbecile should match himself against Mr. Horace Hutchinson or as the sow of the Greek proverb challenged Athene to sing. I know it all I deplore it I regret the evils of ambition; but c'est plus fort que moi. If there is a trout rising well under the pendant boughs that trail in the water if there is a brake of briars behind me a strong wind down stream for that trout in that impregnable situation I am impelled to fish. If I raise him I strike miss him catch up in his tree swish the cast off into the briars break my top break my heart but--that is the humour of it. The passion or instinct being in all senses blind must no doubt be hereditary. It is full of sorrow and bitterness and hope deferred and entails the mockery of friends especially of the fair. But I would as soon lay down a love of books as a love of fishing. Success with pen or rod may be beyond one but there is the pleasure of the pursuit the rapture of endeavour the delight of an impossible chase the joys of nature--sky trees brooks and birds. Happiness in these things is the legacy to us of the barbarian. Man in the future will enjoy bricks asphalte fog machinery "society" even picture galleries as many men and most women do already. We are fortunate who inherit the older not "the new spirit"--we who skilled or unskilled follow in the steps of our father Izaak by streams less clear indeed and in meadows less fragrant than his. Still they are meadows and streams not wholly dispeopled yet of birds and trout; nor can any defect of art nor certainty of laborious disappointment keep us from the waterside when April comes. Next to being an expert it is well to be a contented duffer: a man who would fish if he could and who will pleasure himself by flicking off his flies and dreaming of impossible trout and smoking among the sedges Hope's enchanted cigarettes. Next time we shall be more skilled more fortunate. Next time! "To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow." Grey hairs come and stiff limbs and shortened sight; but the spring is green and hope is fresh for all the changes in the world and in ourselves. We can tell a hawk from a hand-saw a March Brown from a Blue Dun; and if our success be as poor as ever our fancy can dream as well as ever of better things and more fortunate chances. For fishing is like life; and in the art of living too there are duffers though they seldom give us their confessions. Yet even they are kept alive like the incompetent angler by this undying hope: they will be more careful more skilful more lucky next time. The gleaming untravelled future the bright untried waters allure us from day to day from pool to pool till like the veteran on Coquet side ...